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Reality #087 [20110211 panel 4][ustream talk, fan writeup]

Characters are able to freely multiclass as paladins with no alignment restrictions. Cleric/paladin Forgath and fighter/paladin Minmax.

Reality #009 [20110211 panel 5][ustream talk, fan writeup]

Evil reality, evil god gained more control than he should have, his "thing" is insanity, taken over most of the "realm," most individuals are hardcore chaotic evil and absolutely insane. Forgath was not effected by evil god. When the god took over, the world became hellish and very very hot, so people wear a lot less clothing. Evil conversion wasn't sudden, but gradually over the course of a year, like a sickness (it hurt =P).

Reality #114 [20110211 panel 6][ustream talk, fan writeup]

in that alternate reality, when MM and Forgath attacked goblin warcamp, drow died the same. Forgath was killed in battle with young and beautiful. Big Ears was killed instead of One Eye. With Forgath dead, Minmax had revelation about goblins not all evil, when One Eye got upset over Big Ears dying. they were drawn together in friendship when they were feeling the same over the loss of their respective best friends. eventually grew into a full blown friendship. Minmax had successfully killed complains and got to poorly locked chest first and that's how he killed complains. There was a lot of animosity at first, but eventually became close friends. They went into Brassmoon together, MM wears "This is a Helmet" piece around his neck. Minmax in this world is not happy, due to what he did and Forgath dying; why he has bags under his eyes. No GAP in this reality. They used cloak to sneak One Eye into Brassmoon. Met GS at his house and fought and killed him. Since Forgath died, no one made MM buy pants.

Reality #051 [20110211 panel 7][ustream talk, fan writeup]

Wizmax universe. Not much story, focuses on differences (reality of opposites). Minmax still minmaxer, but focused on intelligence, low charisma. Kin is a moron in this universe, still Kin just "absolutely stupid." Forgath didn't get helmet because her dad didn't intend her to be adventurer. MM's charisma is terrible, he's very rude, no idea how to interact with normal human beings. Overuses intelligence to such a degree he'd make any DM facepalm. Like "if he got backstabbed by rogue, he'd say 'with my intelligence I'd know the liklihood of being attacked in this area and so weeks ago I'd fit armor into the back of my shirt. I'd calculate all known variables.'" Still got stabbed by Complains, Complains still survived and GAP was formed. Forgath still Forgath. MM's belt is in binary.

Reality #016 [20110211 panel 8][ustream talk, fan writeup]

With girl looking GS. Can't be talked about. Kin is the one who looks like GS, has the same part wood "situation" as GS does in normal reality. Minmax still a fighter, wearing chainmail.

Reality #088 [20110211 panel 9][ustream talk, fan writeup]

Minmax and Forgath are the same as in normal universe. Difference is the goblins are "much much much much much much" tougher. Goblins can tear through solid steel with their bare claws (hands are twice the normal size, other appearance is the same), are very fast and almost impossible to damage. Same injuries, just more extreme damage from them (helm and eye). Complains almost took off Minmax's head. Scars are all over from fighting goblins. MM and Forgath have been on the run constantly, universe all about escaping goblins because "they're a'coming." They still have warcamps, but formed from overpopulation as goblins have no predators. Brassmoon not budding metropolis, it's very combat oriented spending all it's resources to stay alive from goblins. Need all their money for city defense and stuff, very little in way of replacement armor. Won't say who owns axe, but demon escaped the axe and goblins destroyed him by ganging up on him. Didn't seek out goblins, stumbled upon them. Would be stupid to seek them out, but they're everywhere. Not a fair universe to play D&D in. Only other creatures because goblins desire it to be so.

Reality #160 [20110211 panel 2: row 2 col 1][twitter 22 Feb 2011 @3620 followers]

Magic in the air will "cook" ppl unless they're covered in spikes which create a continued path that allows the energy to safely flow through them. Preventing them from becoming smoking craters. This is due to a botched wish from a low level wizard.

Reality #145 [20110211 panel 2: row 2 col 4][twitter 16 Mar 2011 @3780 followers]

Saral Caine killed Ears in their fight, so after the other goblins escaped Brassmoon, Forgath & Minmax (both paladins) fought & killed Goblinslayer & Saral. Forgath then claimed the Axe of Prissan. Kin's trauma caused her to become disturbingly violent.

Reality #092 [20110211 panel 2: row 3 col 2][twitter 6 Mar 2011 @3720 followers]

Goblinslayer, having captured & beaten Kin, had never raped her. This left Kin considerably less traumatised. Due to this and other variables different from the 'prime' reality, Kin & Minmax engaged in sexual relations during her birthday party & haven't stopped since. This had been annoying Forgath (who lost his beloved helmet at the goblin warcamp) more & more as time passed.

Reality #109 [20110211 panel 2: row 4 col 4][twitter 24 Feb 2011 @3680 followers]

Minmax is a large, round blob-like humaniod. He is immune to all non-magical damage other than slashing or piercing which does x8 damage to him. So he won't let anyone near him use sharp objects (other than himself). Forgath has been forced to modify the spike on his helmet so it isn't sharp. Kin is completely repulsed by Minmax, who can defensively ooze slime like a slug.

Reality #171 [20110211 panel 2: row 5 col 4][twitter 10 Mar 2011 @3740 followers]

Dies & Klik joined the goblins adventure party (GAP), Klik was seperated from Dies & the GAP during the battle in Brassmoon. The drider from the Brassmoon dungeon survived by hiding in the city. After FMK killed Goblinslayer, they encountered the drider, then defeated him in battle, but Minmax lost his arm in the fight. Klik saw this and replaced his arm, thus bonding with Minmax.

Reality #032 [20110211 panel 2: row 6 col 3][twitter 23 Feb 2011 @3660 followers]

Complains' Shield Of Wonder turned Minmax into an aquatic humaniod. He needs to soak himself at least once / 2 days. And Forgath has found magic armour made of mud (yes, it's effective. Don't ask). Kin has much higher strength and is pretty buff. The mud armour offers different bonuses, depending on whether it's wet or dry.

[20110218 panel 7]

Zombies. [We might not get to see them any more, unfortunately, though --DBG]

Reality #037 [20110218 panel 1: row 2 col 1][twitter 17 Mar 2011 @3800 followers]

In this world, being non-evil is punishable by death. FMK are not evil and therefore must constantly pretend to be. Minmax is terrible at pretending to be evil (despite his "awesome, evil looking cape"). This pisses off Kin & Forgath on a daily basis. This is why Forgath & Kin are clearly angry at Minmax when shown on this page.

Reality #010 [20110218 panel 1 bottom right corner][twitter 14 Mar 2011 @3760 followers]

Ace-Max travels alone. He is a respectful nod to Ace Rimmer http://tinyurl.com/5udhbma Ace-Max can be seen in the bottom right corner of panel 1 20110218 He will not be seen in the comic again.

[20110222]

[Minimax is a really creepy person. Also: psion --DBG]

[20110225 - 20110311]

[Multiclassed barbarians? Minimax is even more stupid... --DBG]

Reality #107 [does not appear][twitter 23 Feb 2011 @3640 followers]

Minmax's character is based purely on Charisma and his Charisma is based purely on his "perfect" hair. In this reality Minmax almost killed Kin, not because she's a monster, but because her hair is "out of control & therefore she MUST be evil".

Reality #022 [do not appear? (unknown)][twitter 27 Feb 2011 @3700 followers]

When Goblinslayer had Kin, he carved TOY into her forehead. Later, when Minmax made the necklace for Kin, he mistook the word on her forehead as her name, so the necklace said TOY. Kin became enraged and the two fought. Minmax, thinking Kin to be a crazy monster, cut off one of her arms before Forgath convinced him not to kill her. On Forgath's insistance, they adventure together, but are bitter enemies.

Reality #207 [do not appear? (unknown)][twitter 10 Aug 2011]

Minmax is an anti-paladin who hunts Big Ears (also an anti-pally) who weilds the Hammer Of Jale. A powerful weapon that holds a trapped angel who wants to break free & save the realm. The hammer must be used for evil to keep the angel trapped inside.

Reality #117 [20110614, 20110624]

[Possible mix-up of numbers with #107? Minmax with "hair" --DBG]

Reality #012 [20110624,20110628]

[I might have mixed up images with #054, it's not clear who is who --DBG]
[High Dexterity? All Rogues? --DBG]

Reality #054 [20110624,20110628]

[I might have mixed up images with #012, it's not clear who is who --DBG]
[Armor seems to be quite advanced --DBG]

do you really need their images? :) Reality #156 [20110628 - adds number][whole comic]

"Our" reality. Featured in... most of the comics.

[20110722]

[Dark or maybe even goth guys. --DBG]
[this might be #42 --DBG]

[20110729-20110920]

[Okay, we actually know a lot about these guys: Their reality is fruitful on magic rings. Forgath looks like that because of the "Ring of Undeath" (black with shiny stone on left hand, also lowers Charisma). He also sacrificed a finger for the staff that allows him to simultaniously use as many rings as he wants instead of just two. His Dexterity and Charisma are 9 or less, Intellect 10 or more. His rings among others: ability "Hold Person", Ring of Epic Blinking (was on top of the staff). Kin is the only "scorpie"-taled Kin she has seen, her Strength is 9 or less, Intellect 10 or more. Minmax cannot talk because he traded that ability for a +6 to hit. One of his rings allows to create a "nail-to-wall collars" for enemies standing near walls. Intellect 10 or more. --DBG]

Reality #042 [do not appear?][ustream talk, fan retelling]

[Colors have magical meaning. Some colors are buffs, some are curses. (unconfirmed)]
[this mught be those colorless guys --DBG]

Reality #180 [20111209]

[Things of note: more open clothes (for all three of them) (it's hotter?); Forgath has no helment and a hammer instead of a mace; Minmax has a greenish sword from Goblinslayer's house (see 2006-10-13); Kin is sworded too and looking darn serious. --DBG]



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